What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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black people swimming

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haha

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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