- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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