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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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