- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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