Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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