- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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