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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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