- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

womens rights

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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