- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

were at work systems r down

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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