Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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