- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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