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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

quantum physics?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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