- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Your moms so old. She might die soon

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

womens rights

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.