- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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