Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

no rasist joks

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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