Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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