- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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