- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

kennah campion when she talks

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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