How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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