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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Pickles

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

My cat just died.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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