- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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