- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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