- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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