What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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