- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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