- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Jack Stevens

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Poker face

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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