The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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