- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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