- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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