Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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All of these jokes are about white people

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school homewrok

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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