whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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woman's rights

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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