- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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