Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

my wife out of the kitchen

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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