- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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