Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

hi

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Feminism

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...