What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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