have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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