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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why was the man sad His got raped

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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