- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Faithful men.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ross.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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