- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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