Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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