Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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