If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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