- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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