your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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