What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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