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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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