- Anti Joke

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks