- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Who wants water? I do.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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