Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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