What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Jack Stevens

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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