your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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