Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why? Why not?

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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