Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Guess what What

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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where's mom I killed her

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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#Getweird

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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