So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what are you mike bibby?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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