Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

I'm homeless.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what are you mike bibby?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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