Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Mogok Papiti.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A blind man walks into a library.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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