Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Matt is a Duster!

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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