- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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