- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

I'm rick james bitch

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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