- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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