knock knock come in !

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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