- Anti Joke

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet