LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Anti Joke

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