- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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