I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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woman's rights

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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