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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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