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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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