A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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