What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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