A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

that wall over there ->

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Latvia isn't a joke

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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