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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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