- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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