Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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