- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

There's my tractor.

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