what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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