- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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