- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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