- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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