A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Michael Brown

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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