- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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